Another Tooth Bites The Dust

You know you've mis-spent your youth when your teeth start falling out as an adult.

As a kid I used to suck down Pixie Stix like they were mother's milk.

Never did I stop to consider the future, but then as kids, when did we?

I lost another tooth yesterday - eating, of all things, nice, healthy red grapes.

I'm starting to whistle when I breathe ...